Robin Ford WallaceJan 30, 2018Your February Planet HoroscopeThe Planet got good and sick of trying to find a replacement for Madame I. Liner. You gits what you pays fer, the saying goes, and if...
Robin Ford WallaceNov 30, 2017Your Holiday Planet HoroscopeThe Dade Planet apologizes for the wild excesses of its former Czodiac Czar, Madame I. Liner (right). The bossiness, the specificity, the...
Robin Ford WallaceOct 4, 2017Your October Planet HoroscopeMadam I. Liner, a professional prognosticator whose big earrings and black eyeliner qualify her to predict your future, returns to guide...
Robin Ford WallaceAug 25, 2017Your September Planet HoroscopeEditor's Note: In this useful new feature from The Dade Planet, professional prognosticator Madame I. Liner looks into the stars for...