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Retro Piece in Honor of Valentine's Day: The Dear Abby Appeals Board!
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 9, 20207 min read
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Advice Column: Ask Charlene (The Small-Town Snoop And Fount of All Wisdom)
Editor's Note: This advice column first appeared in the summer of 2016. I am running it again after having an (almost) irresistible urge...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 1, 20194 min read
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City Government Seeks Advice
Ask Rosie Advice by Roosevelt Ford Wallace Dear Rosie: We are a small city government at the center of the universe. Recently we’ve been...
Robin Ford Wallace
Aug 1, 20173 min read
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The Dear Abby Appeals Board Roars Back Into Action!
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jun 27, 20177 min read
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Return of The Revenge of The Dear Abby Appeals Board
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 21, 20178 min read
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Yes! Another Installment of: The Dear Abby Appeals Board!
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Nov 3, 20167 min read
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Nature Abhors a Vacuum [Cleaner Salesman] (Advice Column)
Ask Rosie Advice by Roosevelt Ford Wallace Dear Rosie: Dade County has walked all over me and I didn't know where to turn.Then I noticed...
Robin Ford Wallace
Sep 29, 20166 min read
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The Dear Abby Appeals Board Strikes Again!
Editor's Note: The following letter and response are excerpted from the syndicated feature Dear Abby. The rest is, as ever, PURE PLANET!...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jul 27, 20165 min read
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The Debut of The Dear Abby Appeals Board
Editor's Note: The following letter and response are excerpted from the syndicated feature Dear Abby. The rest is PURE PLANET.... DEAR...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jun 30, 20164 min read
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Advice Column: Ask Charlene (The Small-Town Snoop And Fount of All Wisdom)
Dear Charlene: You’ve got to help me! I think my husband is having an affair. I work all day in Chattanooga, while he operates a small...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jun 8, 20164 min read
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Ask The Planet
Dear Readers; The worst has come. Despite The Planet’s pleas for help, no one has stepped up to be The Planet’s advice columnist. There...
Robin Ford Wallace
Apr 14, 20164 min read
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Ask Hitler
Dear Herr Hitler: My inlaws are ruining my marriage! They didn’t want me to marry my husband in the first place – they were attached to...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 26, 20162 min read
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Ask Rosie
Dear Rosie: I am a fearful person and it’s ruining my life! I’m afraid of people so I’ve never had the nerve to ask a girl out or hit...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 18, 20162 min read
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