Robin Ford WallaceFeb 9, 20207 minRetro Piece in Honor of Valentine's Day: The Dear Abby Appeals Board!Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford WallaceFeb 1, 20194 minAdvice Column: Ask Charlene (The Small-Town Snoop And Fount of All Wisdom)Editor's Note: This advice column first appeared in the summer of 2016. I am running it again after having an (almost) irresistible urge...
Robin Ford WallaceAug 1, 20173 minCity Government Seeks AdviceAsk Rosie Advice by Roosevelt Ford Wallace Dear Rosie: We are a small city government at the center of the universe. Recently we’ve been...
Robin Ford WallaceJun 27, 20177 minThe Dear Abby Appeals Board Roars Back Into Action!Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford WallaceFeb 21, 20178 minReturn of The Revenge of The Dear Abby Appeals BoardEditor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford WallaceNov 3, 20167 minYes! Another Installment of: The Dear Abby Appeals Board!Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford WallaceSep 29, 20166 minNature Abhors a Vacuum [Cleaner Salesman] (Advice Column)Ask Rosie Advice by Roosevelt Ford Wallace Dear Rosie: Dade County has walked all over me and I didn't know where to turn.Then I noticed...
Robin Ford WallaceJul 27, 20165 minThe Dear Abby Appeals Board Strikes Again!Editor's Note: The following letter and response are excerpted from the syndicated feature Dear Abby. The rest is, as ever, PURE PLANET!...
Robin Ford WallaceJun 30, 20164 minThe Debut of The Dear Abby Appeals BoardEditor's Note: The following letter and response are excerpted from the syndicated feature Dear Abby. The rest is PURE PLANET.... DEAR...
Robin Ford WallaceJun 8, 20164 minAdvice Column: Ask Charlene (The Small-Town Snoop And Fount of All Wisdom)Dear Charlene: You’ve got to help me! I think my husband is having an affair. I work all day in Chattanooga, while he operates a small...
Robin Ford WallaceApr 14, 20164 minAsk The PlanetDear Readers; The worst has come. Despite The Planet’s pleas for help, no one has stepped up to be The Planet’s advice columnist. There...
Robin Ford WallaceFeb 26, 20162 minAsk HitlerDear Herr Hitler: My inlaws are ruining my marriage! They didn’t want me to marry my husband in the first place – they were attached to...
Robin Ford WallaceFeb 18, 20162 minAsk RosieDear Rosie: I am a fearful person and it’s ruining my life! I’m afraid of people so I’ve never had the nerve to ask a girl out or hit...