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Retro Piece in Honor of Valentine's Day: The Dear Abby Appeals Board!
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 9, 20207 min read
Advice Column: Ask Charlene (The Small-Town Snoop And Fount of All Wisdom)
Editor's Note: This advice column first appeared in the summer of 2016. I am running it again after having an (almost) irresistible urge...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 1, 20194 min read
City Government Seeks Advice
Ask Rosie Advice by Roosevelt Ford Wallace Dear Rosie: We are a small city government at the center of the universe. Recently we’ve been...
Robin Ford Wallace
Aug 1, 20173 min read
The Dear Abby Appeals Board Roars Back Into Action!
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jun 27, 20177 min read
Return of The Revenge of The Dear Abby Appeals Board
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 21, 20178 min read
Yes! Another Installment of: The Dear Abby Appeals Board!
Editor's Note: The Dear Abby Appeals Board is a loose--one might even say "disjointed"--coalition of failed Planet advice columnists who...
Robin Ford Wallace
Nov 3, 20167 min read
Nature Abhors a Vacuum [Cleaner Salesman] (Advice Column)
Ask Rosie Advice by Roosevelt Ford Wallace Dear Rosie: Dade County has walked all over me and I didn't know where to turn.Then I noticed...
Robin Ford Wallace
Sep 29, 20166 min read
The Dear Abby Appeals Board Strikes Again!
Editor's Note: The following letter and response are excerpted from the syndicated feature Dear Abby. The rest is, as ever, PURE PLANET!...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jul 27, 20165 min read
The Debut of The Dear Abby Appeals Board
Editor's Note: The following letter and response are excerpted from the syndicated feature Dear Abby. The rest is PURE PLANET.... DEAR...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jun 30, 20164 min read
Advice Column: Ask Charlene (The Small-Town Snoop And Fount of All Wisdom)
Dear Charlene: You’ve got to help me! I think my husband is having an affair. I work all day in Chattanooga, while he operates a small...
Robin Ford Wallace
Jun 8, 20164 min read
Ask The Planet
Dear Readers; The worst has come. Despite The Planet’s pleas for help, no one has stepped up to be The Planet’s advice columnist. There...
Robin Ford Wallace
Apr 14, 20164 min read
Ask Hitler
Dear Herr Hitler: My inlaws are ruining my marriage! They didn’t want me to marry my husband in the first place – they were attached to...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 26, 20162 min read
Ask Rosie
Dear Rosie: I am a fearful person and it’s ruining my life! I’m afraid of people so I’ve never had the nerve to ask a girl out or hit...
Robin Ford Wallace
Feb 18, 20162 min read
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