Horoscope

Jan 30, 20186 min read

Your February Planet Horoscope

The Planet got good and sick of trying to find a replacement for Madame I. Liner. You gits what you pays fer, the saying goes, and if...

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Nov 30, 201712 min read

Your Holiday Planet Horoscope

The Dade Planet apologizes for the wild excesses of its former Czodiac Czar, Madame I. Liner (right). The bossiness, the specificity, the...

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Oct 4, 20178 min read

Your October Planet Horoscope

Madam I. Liner, a professional prognosticator whose big earrings and black eyeliner qualify her to predict your future, returns to guide...

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Aug 25, 20174 min read

Your September Planet Horoscope

Editor's Note: In this useful new feature from The Dade Planet, professional prognosticator Madame I. Liner looks into the stars for...

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